Take off the PJs - you've been lounging around in front of that bagel for 45 minutes. We're moving on. Put on this thermal. You can't wear straight-up mesh when it's -8 degree (feels like -34) outside. Wear the jersey on top. No? Then remove the jersey. Take off the shorts. [stare down. not worth it. we need to get to work.] Then layer on these pants.
|Notice I'm still wearing my hat.|
Fast forward 12 hours:
Please put on your pajamas. I would like for you not to be naked while you're eating that pudding. (Where the hell did you get it?)
Underpants. Now. Aren't you cold?
It's -8 degrees.